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You Be The Cutline Writer

Here's your chance to play copy editor -- use the comments feature to write a caption for this photo from today's inaugural ceremonies. (And keep it clean, you animals!)

Erich Schlegel/staff photographer

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So What If I Lied About Illegal Immigration Reform?! says Perry

His mouth is open so it appears that the Governor is lying emphatically about illegal immigration reform again.

"Now let's get this straight. I'm the only Good Hair 'round these parts."

In one moment, I'm going to point this finger directly at you . . . and your right arm will fall off.

You Be The Cutline Writer

... as in, i stole this idea from the pink dome blog last week and trust no one who reads the DMN also reads that trash.

Let go of my arm before I break your index finger and you go cry to your pretty little wife.

Not at all - plenty of sites do funny captions. But PinkDome does excel at it, and it's a very enertaining blog. I recommend it (www.pinkdome.com). Two disclaimers if you've never seen it: It leans left and can be quite raunchy. Don't say you weren't warned.

Fark (www.fark.com) also hosts caption contests, so this is not an unusual thing. Now, for my caption:

"Get started on my agenda or I will give you another stern look."

Rick Perry referred to them as millions. Last time was immigrants.

Word is I-L-L-E-G-A-L-S

Same illegals sending their hard labor low paying jobs checks home.

Same illegals destroying our hospitals, clinic, schools, jails even CPS is over load with cases.

Don't make me tell you "Adios, MoFo!"

Ok, I may be dumb, but I am lucky!

For the last time, when Reveille enters the room, STAND!

Don't make me come into this Chamber again!

Okay, PLEASE pull my finger, but HURRY!

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