Loco & Dissent Calendar is HERE!
Each session, toward the end, the "Capitol Cockroach" (whoever he/she is) releases their version of the Local and Consent Calendar.
Here are the highlights:
HB 56 by Talton
Relating to…it doesn't matter what it relates to, because there's a point of order in the bill analysis in violation of Rule 4, Section 32 of the House Rules
HR 1 by Thompson
Relating to vacating…I’m just kidding…I had you scared though, didn’t I?
HB 23 by Woolley
Relating to me being the one who sets the House calendars…no, really, it’s not the Speaker. I’m serious. Stop laughing!
HB 666 by Burnam
Relating to the requirement that the temperature in Hell remain under 32 degrees because he got a bill to the floor; amendment by Turner will ensure TXU doesn't cut off the power in this extreme temperature to comply with provisions of the bill
HB 2010 by Dewhurst
Relating to can I be Governor yet? I’m tired of dealing with this Senate crap. I promise I won’t vaccinate your kids or sell the state to Spain. Please get me out of here!!
HB 254 by Woolley – Floor Amendment
Relating to the amendment being acceptable to the Arthur…I mean wautha…I mean awwthug…I mean…aw, heck, the person who wrote the bill.
SB %#$%^#%$ by Whitmire
Relating to…will somebody please tell the Dean of the Senate that the Senate floor is supposed to be more laid back than the House? I mean really…
SB 3 by The House (most of it)
Relating to SCREW YOU NORTH TEXAS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And here's the whole thing: Loco & Dissent
Comments
ROTFLMAO. It is clear you have not had a drink in days. Or that you have a flask with you on the Senate floor.
Posted by: ls | May 25, 2007 5:40 PM
I'd *need* a flask if I were on the Senate floor.
/snore...
Yeah. It's time for Sine Die.
Posted by: Brooks | May 25, 2007 5:47 PM
PS - Cockroach, will you marry me?
Posted by: ls | May 25, 2007 5:53 PM